I just had a revelation. Where do the words we speak or type derive from? Why did they call a shoe a shoe? How did they even come to pronounce a shoe?

But aside from that, my revelation was more about how the term "you bloody cow" come from. Why call someone especially a girl a cow? It's not exactly that we have spots (moles, birthmarks, scars and burns excluded) or have a skin colour mixed with black and white spots right? Neither do women have multiple udders...not nipples but udders, though the thought of multiple nipples?? *shudders* And since when do women go "moo" unless we're being totally lame and moo-ing when someone calls you a cow? Or how bout women being called bitches? Is that solely because some guys like doing it doggy-style which in the process makes us look like female dogs therefore we're bitches?

Well that was my revelation...Someone help me understand what is wrong (or exciting if you'd like to call it) with the world? Why are we getting confused with animals? And why do we call something what we call it? Back to my studies now that I've gotten it out of my mind...